Christmas merchandise, puhleeze go away....I adored you in the past, but frankly I've grown weary of your constant, albeit cheerful, presence, and I want you OUT of my life!
My affections have turned to more romantic visions!
Starting tomorrow (1-8-10), ALL Christmas and Hanukkah goods, confections, trees, ornaments, EVERYTHING will be 75% OFF!
Adios seasonal stuff....you're crampin' my style.
Git...go on, git outta here, ya hear? See if I care! I know you'll be back in about ten months, but until then, we're done, ya hear me? Finished.
